I miss Chemo...

Sounds weird, doesn't it? Those were the good old days... I guess I don't really miss chemo; I miss the post-chemo drugs I used to take.
On those bad boys, I could eat whatever I wanted- fruits, salads, a little spicy. No way I can do that now. I'd shit my pants. No really. Radiation does that to you. I've been afraid to leave the house for anything other than treatment for the past two and a half weeks because that means I may be more than 10 paces away from a bathroom, and well, that just won't cut it. I've had a few close calls. I sharted once *hangs head in shame*.

The steriods gave me energy. Sure, I didn't really sleep at night, but I could do stuff during the day. Now, I'm like a narcolept.

I nap 1-3 times a day, and I'm still tired. I usually fall asleep around 9:30pm in front of the tv and miss whatever has happened on whatever Real Housewives franchise I was watching. Thank gawd for Slice online. I hate missing NeNe lose her shit on people.That's my favourite part!

(I covet her giant earring collection)

I'm not really going to continue complaining, though, because today I have brachytherapy and it's MY LAST TREATMENT! I'm still going to feel like this for a couple of weeks because the radiation is still doing it's thing with my lady parts, but after that- I'm going to get my life back! I'm going to burn my sweats, and only wear fabulous dresses, and go to yoga, and take my new dog for walks, and live my life again. I can't fucking wait